January 2011
Jan 30th
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The Big Bang Theory S04 E01
Penny: Oh my God! Sheldon and Amy!
Howard: Or as we call it, Shame-y.
Jan 30th
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The Big Bang Theory S03 E19
Howard: What's with him?
Sheldon: Perhaps he's at a sensitive point in his monthly cycle.
Howard: Are you saying he's 'man'-strating?
Jan 29th
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The Big Bang Theory S03 E18
Sheldon: To the astronomers in the audience, get ready to see the dark side of the moon. *turns around*
...
Sheldon: ...and here's Uranus!
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
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“It’s gonna be Biblical.”
–  Clyde Shelton (Gerard Butler), Law Abiding Citizen
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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The Big Bang Theory (S03 E08)
Leonard: I hate my name. It has 'nerd' in it. Len-'nerd'!
Jan 29th
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The Big Bang Theory S03 E09
Sheldon: Alright! How's this for revenge? A solution of hydrogen peroxide, and one of saturated potassium iodide.
Raj: *points at glass with yellow liquid* What's this?
Sheldon: Mountain Dew.
Sheldon: AHH...refreshing!
Jan 29th
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The Big Bang Theory S03 E12
Sheldon: Raj, I highly doubt that there is any argument. Threat you might levy, rhetorical strategy, plea, invocations, supplication, or...*speaks Finnish*, that you can employ that would convince me to reconsider.
Raj: *brings out Hulk hands* My Incredible Hulk hands signed by Stan Lee.
Sheldon: Oh my. *puts on Hulk hands* I've admired these for years.
Raj: Does that mean we could go with the girls again?
Sheldon: *in Hulk voice and impersonation* HULK AGREES TO SECOND DATE WITH PUNY HUMANS!
Raj: You can't wear the hands on the date.
Sheldon: *in Hulk voice and impersonation* HULK SAD...
Jan 29th
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The Big Bang Theory S03 E12
Martha: *knocks* Sheldon?
Sheldon: Yes?
Martha: Listen, they're kinda getting busy in the living room, and I was wondering if I could hang out in here for a while.
Sheldon: Well, I suppose. Come in.
Martha: *sits down on Sheldon's bed flirtily*
Sheldon: I'll sleep in Leonard's room. Good night! *leaves room*
Jan 29th
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The Big Bang Theory S03 E08
Penny: You've got to help me get my arm into the sleeve.
Sheldon: OK.
Penny: Is that my arm?
Sheldon: It doesn't feel like an arm.
Penny: Then maybe you should let it go. O_O
Sheldon: Alright-y.
Jan 28th
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“…if perfect’s what you’re searching for, then just stay the...”
–  Just The Way You Are, Bruno Mars
Jan 28th
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“…for well you know that it’s a fool who plays it cool by making his...”
–  Hey Jude, The Beatles
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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“Disneyland can suck it!”
–  Rajesh Koothrappali, The Big Bang Theory
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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“Love is not a sprint, it’s a marathon. A relentless pursuit that only ends...”
–  Howard Wolowitz, The Big Bang Theory
Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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ew, i have to start studying for midterms
thesilenceisslowlykillingme: ourdirtylittlejerseysecret:    lmaoooooo WTH ?!?  I AM REBLOGGING FOR THIS GIF. Must be one of those Japanese exorcism movies…
Jan 23rd
ew, i have to start studying for midterms
thesilenceisslowlykillingme: ourdirtylittlejerseysecret:    lmaoooooo WTH ?!?  I AM REBLOGGING FOR THIS GIF. Must be one of those Japanese exorcism movies…
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
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ListenTitle: Reasons Artist: Earth, Wind & Fire
Jan 22nd
“Those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not...”
– Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche via daydreamingatnight (via quote-book)
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Dictionary of Filipino Street Food
pinoytumblr: Last week, a friend of mine is telling me about stories and stuff and we happened to tumble over street food. So my friend and I wrote down different street foods and their definition. This list might not comprise all though but, I’m pretty sure we have endless possibilities. Abnoy - unhatched incubated duck egg or bugok which is mixed with flour and water and cooked like pancakes...
Jan 21st
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HIMYM S05E03
Ted: What is Robin's dream job?
Barney: To become the most successful female TV journalist of all time.
Ted: Correct! And if she achieves that, would she truly be happy?
Barney: No! Robin's deep-seeded need for attention can be traced back to her father's emotional distance, and no amount of success will ever make up for what she truly needs which is six simple words from her dad: Robin, I'm proud of you,a?
Jan 20th
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And I had lunch.
So, for 2 days straight (including today), I had at least Double-Deads for lunch. A Double-Dead is basically 2 Double-Down sandwiches. Of course, 3 is a Triple-Kill. 4 and I’ll be on a killing spree. 5 and I”ll be unstoppable. 6 and I’lll have a Monster-kill! then 7, I’ll be Godlike! =)) Then probably after a few days, I’ll really be God-like, if you know what...
Jan 20th
Jan 20th
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School Day (NPH edition)
barneystinson-: Getting ready in the morning: Arrive in style:   Find your best friend See the person you like: They look at you: Getting called on in class: Lunch time: Hear kids talking shit about you: Teacher threatens to call home: Time to go home: Tumblin’ all night long: True story.
Jan 20th
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